Lost

1. adj. The state of no longer being possessed or known.

2. adj. Unable to find one's way.

3. n. An unhealthy obsession, characterized by nonstop repetitive watching of DVD box sets and surfing of affiliated websites. Can also result in often-heated debates with Internet geeks over meanings of symbols and theories to which one still ascribes despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.

The Lost Experience has come to an end. Season 3 begins next Wednesday. In the interregnum, I shall make an attempt to get out in the light. Climb out of my hatch, as it were. But then WHO WILL PUSH THE BUTTON?!

WAKE UP, MAN! BACK TO REALITY. I must come back to reality. The leaves are starting to change, monarch butterflies are about, Thomas Werner Mittlewerk is plotting to slaughter 30% of the human race for scientific purposes....

WAKE UP! Think about something else! Be an individual for God's sake! Make your own kind of music. Sing your own special song. PUSH THE BUTTON.

WAKE THE HELL UP! Okay. Obviously I need help. Somebody give me something to occupy my brain. Just nothing too islandish.